Brain Rot Stickers

Brain Rot Stickers - 300 count

Brain Rot Stickers bring to pictorial reality the problems associated with constant dopamine from online content. AFter a lot of doom scrolling, the mind is duller, more numb, stupider and less intellectually capable. Each Brain Rot sticker depicts dullness, numbness, stupidity and absence of intellectual capacity! Get them while you can and hatch some mind-numbing income for your flatvend machine.

The Brain Rot Stickers display card comes FREE with your purchase to show off the product and help increase sales!

Availability:

These Brain Rot Stickers are in stock and usually ship out once per week from the warehouse.

A Sonnet about the Product

Behold the rot that blooms from endless scroll,
Where dopamine drips thin as fleeting light;
The mind grows soft, attention pays its toll,
And sharper thoughts dissolve in meme and byte.
Each sticker shows that numb and vacant stare,
The glazed regard of souls gone mildly dim,
A comic truth too common to ignore—
We laugh, because we see ourselves in them.
Pressed flat in steel, the Flatvend hums along,
Dispensing wit where irony holds sway;
From dulled-out brains, a tidy profit’s drawn,
As mindless laughs convert to earned delay.
So stock them while the modern mind still rots—
For folly sells, and truth comes stuck in spots.